I’ve ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇly ʟᴏsᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ ᴏꜰ tʜᴇ numʙᴇr ᴏꜰ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴals I’ve frᴀɴticᴀʟʟy ʀᴜɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ. Eᴠᴇʀʏthɪɴg ɪs wrɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴀɴ ɪɴcompreʜᴇnsible aʟɪᴇn lᴀɴguᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴd I ᴋᴇᴇᴘ losɪɴg ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴀʀᴅɪɴg pᴀss ɪɴ a sᴇᴇmɪɴgly ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍʟᴇss ɪɴventᴏʀy ꜰɪʟʟed wɪᴛh ᴛᴇɴnɪs bᴀʟʟs ᴀɴd bottʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏiʟᴇᴛ wᴀᴛer (ᴅᴏn’t ᴀsk). Bouncɪɴg ʙᴀᴄᴋ-ᴀɴd-ꜰᴏʀth ʙᴇtᴡᴇen ᴀɪʀpᴏʀts, dazed ᴀɴd cᴏɴfᴜsed, ɪᴛ ꜰᴇᴇʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ I’m stuck ɪɴ a perpetual cycle I cᴀɴɴᴏt escape. Tʜᴇ ᴏɴly thɪɴg sɪɢɴɪꜰyɪɴg thᴀᴛ I ʜᴀᴠᴇn’t ʙᴇen cᴀst ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴏɴe ᴏꜰ tʜᴇ nɪɴe ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇs ᴏꜰ Hell ɪs tʜᴇ abundᴀɴt numʙᴇr ᴏꜰ friᴇɴᴅly ᴅᴏgs—ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ tʜᴇy ᴀʀᴇ ᴏɴly ᴘᴀᴘᴇʀ-thɪɴ sᴛᴏck pʜᴏᴛos.
This is An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs, an adventure game made by Strange Scaffold. Yes, sometimes it gives me vivid flashbacks to turbulent airport experiences, but overall it’s a pretty laid-back comedy adventure.
I’m not quite sure how I ended up stuck in this chain of airports, but it has something to do with a dog named Cage Dog, The Dog Who Loves Cages, dropping a piano on my head and then trapping me in a metal box. After escaping, I resolved to traverse the string of interconnected airports and find my fiancée, Krista, helping out different puppers along the way.